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Suffering from pain in heart due to gases in stomach. As opposed to Heart Attack, it is pain in heart due to gases in stomach.
He is suffering from Fart Attack.
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Where you get your dick to the point of bursting and proceed to spin in CIRCLES while jizz spews everywhere.
Bro my house is destroyed because I practiced The Attack Helicopter.
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When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
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The finishing move used by Bret "the Hitman" Hart and Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart the Hart Foundation.
Bret off the rope with the hart attack. We have new tag team champions!
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when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.
Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.
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A lip on lip attack between lovers that tries to convey a message of indescribable longing. Usually consists for extended periods of time completely oblivious to the outside world.
After months of being away in the military, when she saw him she sprung a kiss attack on the sailor as he held her in his arms.
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Something like a heart attack that only happens to homosexual guys, but instead of difficulty in breathing the person experiencing a faggot attack would usually break down in tears or any other from of queer breakdown.
Guy A: Had you heard? Sir Ian McKellen has said that he cried with frustration over filming scenes for Peter Jackson's new 'Hobbit' film with a green screen instead of with other actors.
Guy B: Oh, he's just having one of those faggot attack again.
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