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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.

by IPUface November 13, 2011


Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025


semi-early

on time

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.

by fathermike July 12, 2011


early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.

This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”

by DC404 March 14, 2025


snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 02, 2007


early evening

8:15 pm PT

Can we meet in the early evening, at 8:15 PM?

by cilantro_lover January 13, 2021


Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 02, 2016