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This is a lyric in a song made by Russ and Tion Wayne called Keisha and Becky. Its a grime song
"Girl you Very Sexy Keisha Becky ."
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1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Becky gravitates to people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Becky can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children's events, bitching over their $14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.
The Becky typically travels in menstruating packs of 2-6, & should be avoided if found in the wild. Especially if they are sober, or drunk.
For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Becky's are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Becky's, police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a single Becky in a way they define as harmful may cause you to be labeled a misogynist racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges, then being beat & jailed.
2. Your wife, girlfriend, the pack of dumb bitches at the drive in theater that can't understand why their car won't start when they turn the key thing and it goes rrrr rrr rrrrr, the chick talking on the monitor at any given time, both your mothers, etc.
Adj
1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any bullshit ideological fixation.
Hey! Watch out for that pack of Becky(s)! If one of those stupid bitches sucks you in, you'll be paying child support, and sponsoring her Bumble hookups after a bad, but obviously imminent divorce bro... You should probably just choose to be gay and not reproduce them. It's better for life in the Cosmos in the end...
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A Becky is a modern day Karen. Or a Becky could be Karen’s daughter. Becky’s are the most stuck up boring older 40 something year olds, usually conservative, short, single moms. They’re usually the type that still flirt with their ex husbands. Every Becky looks the exact same. Basic short white woman, average looking, not ugly but definitely not pretty, never taller than 5’4, short pudgy legs, have to be funny or be obnoxious to stand out, because they’re so basic. Came from a upper class family who has their own beach house. Owns a van. Cheated on her husband, but loves God and is a Christian woman. You can’t tell a Becky anything, she is stuck in her ways. A Becky is manipulating. A Becky tends to sleep her way to the top in the work environment. Beckies are Clean freaks, and very bossy, and talk crap about their ex’s. Becky’s victim blame. Becky’s are the last option when men don’t have anything better. Becky is the same kind of person as a Karen, Tiffany, Ashley, Brittany.
A Becky wishes she could be a Sage, Sadie, or an Avery, or an Autumn. She will never be those gorgeous tall young models, even her name sucks. Becky’s are jealous with girls with unique names.
Becky; “where’s my pumpkin spice latte Karen!”
Becky; “ I’m Becky with the good hair!”
Friend: “ that’s not a good thing Becky....”
Becky; “ I have such a big butt!”
Boyfriend; (it’s actually just fat but I’ll let her think that)
“Oh look at that Becky, taping everything on her iPhone to try and get me arrested!”
“Look at that Becky over there calling the police”
“If you talk to store managers, they will agree that a Becky wants to talk to them the most”
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Can be used for multiple situations:
When challenging or threatening an opponent
When asking for receipts (see: asking for receipts)
When encouraging ur best bitch while she duels
Whilst stunting on them hoes
basically for whatever you want its all about the tone
"Oh, you wanna fight? Ring 'em up Becky!"
"You got a dick pic? ring 'em up Becky."
"Get her, ring 'em up Becky!"
"Oh that eyeliner wing, ring 'em UP Becky!"
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This refers to the song Sorry-Beyonce , when she says "Becky with the good hair."
So when you say "Call Me Becky Bitch" Your basically saying you have really nice hair.
Friend : "Your hair looks really nice today"
You : *Flips Hair* "Call Me Becky Bitch "
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Crooked Toe Becky is a girl or woman with crooked toes or bad feet.
Crooked Toe Becky sings beautiful but she shouldn't use sandals showing her crooked toes.
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The greatest Stan in the world. There are few fuck off fans who are crazy but most normal stans are badass! Becky is the greatest women's pro wrestler and deserves the best stans
That's a cool stan
Must be a Becky lynch Stan 😂
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