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mexican best friend

like a gay best friend but better.
a mexican best friend, or MBF, is your best friend from the other side of the wall.
you must remember to feed your MBF with a daily dose of tajin lime seasoning, or else you risk being celebrated next día de los muertos.

Person 1: Yeah my mexican best friend came to visit the other day. He stole all my flour tortillas and said “las necesito para una emergencia, pinche pendejo.” I think it means he’ll pay me back and that he loves me.
Person 2: god.

by THEmbf November 5, 2021


Ex best friend

anex best friend is someone that used to your best friend. and that person used to be your ride or die, a person to talk to.

then they did something to hurt you, and that's how they became an ex best friend.

you wish you still had them through your hard time like they had you through there hard times

person 1 :what happen?
me: they hurt me

person 2: im sorry

me: its fine shes just an ex best friend

by omgzogocv99 August 3, 2020


best best friend

what a guy calls his “girl best friend” that he is so obviously in love with but for some reason can’t make up his mind about what to do, usually used after a failed relationship. The bond and feelings are still there but it just doesn’t work.

Michaela: “Raymond, what even are we? you say one thing and then act totally different.”
Raymond: “Michaela, you are my best best friend.”

by kellyhasabowl March 3, 2020


Best friend...by default

When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.

Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"

by Chumbo82 July 17, 2017


girl best friend

your girl best friend will always be there for you when you need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t ever want to lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. she’ll cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a younger brother. no matter what you did, she’ll be there to text you goodnight or good morning. she will love you and cherish you even if you don’t know it.

“you are my girl best friend and i thank you for always being there for me.”

by alex.yang21 October 7, 2018

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Super Best Friend

A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.

Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.

by InsomniaticFrenchToaster October 25, 2009

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Best Friend Paradox

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.

Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.

by Kell Lee October 17, 2009

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