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When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
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A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
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Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.
When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.
When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.
Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!
When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".
Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.
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An artificially flavoured candy thatis made to taste like cherries. For those who are not used to sour things, they can be quite a shock to the tastebuds.
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavours & Colours.
HOLY SHIZNIT! These sour cherry blasters are fuckin amazing! Lets go to the store and buy another pack
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