Brittany Vasquez the most perfect and out of this world person you will ever meet. Could go by bvc on multiple platforms. But this young woman is perfection and the embodiment of Beauty in a body. Once u have her in ur life you will never want her to leave so make sure she doesn’t. A caring and smart individual, although she has her problems within herself she is still the bestest person u will ever meet. She cray cray at times but it’s okay.
Random Person 1: “Yurrr have u meet Brittany?”
Pedro: “ Yeah she’s amazing isn’t she!!”
Random Person 2: “I wish she was my girlfriend she so perfect! I want Brittany Vasquez”
Pedro: “Shut up before you get smacked”
a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.
We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.
Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm
Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon
Making the same mistake over and over again. As in, "Oops I did it Again."
Yep. He pulled a big Brittany Manuever there dude.
A disgusting type of person who trolls the internet looking for pictures of children to comment on. Most likely found in a dark basement, with greasy cornchip fingers and bloodshot eyes wondering where she can next park her candy van.
That person is a real Brittany Marie... creepin around like that
Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
Hey waitress, give us four Brittany-Bitch shots!
Like Carole Baskin, only fatter.
Who is fatter, Brittany Baskin or a beluga whale?