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belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
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• another term for "friendzone"
“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"
Calvin is a good person and a good friend. ^-^
That person is such a calvin dawe
A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.
That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry
The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
A dude whos very sexy and amazing at fortnite but he doesnt get no girls
Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith
The meanest person you'll ever meet. You always have to buy his lunch and he never pays you back. He will abuse your girlfriend for no reason. He wants you to split up with your girlfriend so he can have you back as a best friend cause he thinks she is a bitch.
Aww fuck Your such a Calvin Chen