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The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?
Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!
Bob: Take off!
Doug: You take off, hoser.
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Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.
After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.
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The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.
I have answered Colbert's call by describing to you all Canada's History
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A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.
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2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?
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A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television
she's so skanky she'll do canada's history
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A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.
Dude, Canada's History sucks, I should have stuck with the beaver.
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