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The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
I got a boner in class, so I just Canadian flipped it and i was good to go.
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The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.
You're a beauty.
Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?
Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?
Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?
Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
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When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.
Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.
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When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.
Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet
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A Ute sac with tons of girls from Canada
Ute sac #1: What did you do this weekend?
Ute sac #2: I got some tings big hoss!
Ute sac #1: Where did you get the tings?
Ute sac #2: Went to Canada for those Canadian tings
Ute sac #1: 10 4!
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