i actually care

"I actually caring" for something/someone you don't really care about

friend: that dude is looking at me funny.
me: I actually care

who cares lunch

A lunch break that lasts well over the allowed timeframe with participants not worrying about the consequences.

Pat and I had a who cares lunch today at Hooters.

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take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.

Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."

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I can't care

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.

So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.

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ur so care

When someone don't care when you talk to them.

Bob: "Hey bae I think I love you"
Kate: "K"
Bob: "Ur so care"

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Care Package Glitch

A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.

Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....

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non-caring feet

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)

Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?

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