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Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.
When you piss on a thot hookers fake tits and spit a loogie into your stream so it waterslides down her cleavage.
"Dude, I gave this thot the best Cincinnati Water Slide of her life with my accuracy, when the loogie hit I came like a fire extinguisher"
Hat trick is when an individual who is partying way to hard, for way to long, completes the cycle of embarrassment which is puking, pissing, and shitting all over themselves. Pooped em', Pissed em', and Puked em'!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eric came to my party last night and performed the God damn Cincinnati hat trick!!!!!"
"Congratulations on your recent Cincinnati hat trick Alex! Hope you know a good dry cleaner."
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When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.
Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.
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Is where a woman is performing oral to you and right before you ejaculate she "tosses" your sack out of the way and punches your taint (space between anus and scrotum). This action causes the man to cum and crap himself at the same time.
Its my birthday tomorrow i hope i get a Cincinnati Blumpkin Toss.
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A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)
Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.
Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!
Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.
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When you shit into someones mouth and they try to blow it back up the persons poop tube
Joan was overcome with joy that Steve didn't miss a drop when giving her a Cincinnati Blow Back.
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