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something that a filipino mom/dad would say when their child is asking whats for dinner.
Child: Mom whats for dinner?
Filipino mom: corn beep and rice hope you like!
Child: corn beep what? Corn beeps now??
Filipino mom: C.O.R.N B.E.E.F tanga ka.
Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly
Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night
To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.
Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.
I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.
Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.
"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"
When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs
Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!