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When a self-anointed mortal claims to have received words of wisdom from their Creator to speak to mankind on the fate of the coronavirus—for example, what practical and spiritual actions (or inactions) they should take in the face of the pandemic crisis.
No one should doubt or question the messenger’s corona verses if they don’t want to incur the wrath of their Creator, who could deprive them of a place in paradise for their unbelief or unfaithfulness.
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Made when a Corona is drank down to the base of the neck and then filled up with Bacardi Limon.
We were prepartying with those damn Corona Bombs, made me so beligerent before the Rockies game.
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An undesirable side-effect for tens of millions of people worldwide after being vaccinated, be it after their first, second, or third dose—when their fever or dizziness could last for a few days before they could mentally or physically function normally.
What is the economic cost for businesses globally as their employees are forced to take medical leave because they experience corona fever after being jabbed?
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The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.
For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.
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State of arousal that cannot be relieved by a satisfying hand shandy because you’re stuck in lockdown with your family.
After fourteen days in lockdown with his girlfriend , Adam had a severe case of Corona-boner.
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The fine automobile Toyota Corolla keeps its title before the bar, but after when its owner stumbles out drunk and intends to drive home, it become a Toyota Corona. The driver is influenced by alcohol, therefore, the is car too.
When a Toyota Corolla, because of its dependability, is the designated vehicle to get from bar to bar, or party to party, or other places where drinking alcohol is the primary recreation.
Ted's party starts at 8, then Sally's party is at 9, and Blues Traveler plays at 10:30. You want to take my car?
Your Range Rover? Which gets 15 miles per gallon. No, we'll take the Toyota Corona. Thirty-five mile to the gallon, son.
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When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Satan, the “father of lies,” to call on Ms. Corona, the “queen of the viruses,” to roam the earth (and possibly hell, too) to infect millions of people, and to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, rich and poor, or smart and dumb.
Although God has the power to stop the pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation between Christ and Corona, or between Corona and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons unknown to the earthlings.
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