Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.

" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.

Valve Corporation

Valve is one of the best video game companies, making multiple popular IPs, and even making the king of PC gaming stores: Steam. Their IPs being:
Half life
Team Fortress
Counter Strike
Portal
And more
They sure do have some really good games, the last main Valve game made was Half Life Alyx, a VR exclusive game, that happens before half life 2.

Man, valve corporation really needs to release TF3

Tyrell Corporation

(n) The (fictitious) corporation in the movie Blade Runner that made replicants.

After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.

corporealization day

1. Birthday
2. Spawniversary

“Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."