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where u dick slap a bitch and she gets knocked da fuck out
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The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.
Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!
Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!
Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
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McDonald’s done fucked up my order
“Count yo days McDonalds”
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When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother
Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.
A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.
Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:
ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?
chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.
Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!
A smaller person that has big boobs or penis
Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)
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This is a term used to describe the act of shanking a.k.a. shimming, e.t.c. Most often used in the prison environment.
Nick crept up on Matt who was a snitching rat and give him a chino ten count to the throat
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