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The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
*reads necrosadist definition*
Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.
A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin
The cutest fucking vampire ever
Twilight (Edward Cullen)
An Edward Cullen is a super hot, kind, Loving, Badass guy.
Hey that guy over there is SUPER hot!
Yeah he’s a total Edward Cullen!!
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To Cullen/Cullening (Verb)
To act like Cullen: rage quit, act like a cry-baby, be annoying, want to argue, like arguments, want to make people go and be mad and angry, act goofy, be totally irrelevant.
Person1: "Nah famalam! Bohumír is cullening again, what a bozo."
The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.
Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?
Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.