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While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.
Look at these cookies, dude ..!
Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.
A Danish guy that love's pølsefest and he's fat
Don't worry im danish myself, so im also making fun of myself
Richard: Hey, do you know the guy in the wheel chair?
Richard's Friend: Don't go close to him, you will become a Danish Whore
Jazib main love interest Danish is in denial that she doesn't love him but she will realize soon...
Danish Ara is jazib crush
On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.
Aidil Danish is name of one of king in golden age of Malay Kingdom.He is said to be handsome that the neighboring kingdom's princess fall in love with him.He is the only king in Malay kingdom that never lose a war in his time of reign.Due to this achievement,he is numerously considered as the greatest king throughout the Malay Kingdom.
Dude 1: Did you know about Aidil Danish?
Dude 2: Isn't that the guy that get laid with all the princesses.
Dude 1:He is such a chad
When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.
AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf
Tyrone: You cool ass cracker