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digital prayer

1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating

2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating

-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.

-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?

-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.

by sycosims January 24, 2013

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Digital Reverb

An audio effect that is used to make individual instruments or even master recordings sound downright terrible. Never sounds real and almost always overused and ruins everything.

Most modern music uses Digital Reverb.

by Marble Garden August 9, 2008

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Digital Beggar

digΒ·itΒ·al begΒ·gar dij-i-tl beg-er

Function: noun
1. a person who asks for free stuff, swag and even meals on the internet, usually over public social media sites like Twitter or Facebook. Usually shameless and feels he/she has a right to ask
2. a blogger/twitter-er who demands to get invites to all the events organized around his/her area - regardless of whether he/she can make it or not

combination of two words :
i) Digital - available in electronic form
ii) Beggar - a person who begs alms or lives by begging

Synonyms:
- Freeloader

Some sentences a Digital Beggars will use

If he/she's a blogger : "any discount for bloggers?"

If any companies are having competitions/giveaway/contests : "i want the free <insert item name here>. "

Whenever anyone mentions food or having meals : "Belanja me?" (this is repeated many times, to many different people)

by Anti Digital Beggars February 11, 2010

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Digital hypochondria

A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.

Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.

Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....

by A Person Named March 4, 2014

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Digital Doomsday

The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.

Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT

by Cicifire345 May 1, 2011

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Beefy Digits

When you go out with a girl and proceed to feel her up and your hand gets caught in her fupa chalupa. You then must kick her in the Camel Toe to release your fingers, and for good measure you bite her truck stop pancakes.

After Cooter’s date with Sharon Jean, he hauled ass out of the back seat of her El Camino and told his friends to smell his beefy digits.

by Beef Master Funk November 2, 2010

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bury a digit

to stick one's finger in a woman's vagina; to finger a woman.

tom decided to bury a digit inside of patrice quickly after meeting and taking her to his room

by quignugget December 6, 2009

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