Getting pregnant and not knowing who the dad is
Oh dear. Have you done a Leanne?
Yeah, 3 possible Dads
2π 1π
a douche bag, but its done being used.
that done-bag is huge
2π 1π
This term applies to someone who is a regular and stalwart member of the community who suddenly disappears without trace.
Who reappears as suddenly as they disappeared.
Questions will be forever asked about what they got up to during the shadowy period of their absence but no answers will ever be given.
Denis Watts was a familiar and prominent face around Walford, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard from Den for years until he suddenly reappeared in Walford many years later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only gone and done a javaboy".
2π 1π
A single-dose vaccine shot -- unlike the two-dose vaccines from Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna and Oxford-AstraZeneca.
Breaking news: βExperts on the one-and-done advantage offered by a COVID-19 vaccineβ
The ease of distribution offered by a single-dose shot and its ability to be stored in a regular fridge are among the new vaccineβs biggest strengths
3π 1π
a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out
Ralph: Whoah man, that must be your 5th bong hit tonight.
Pete: I'm Done cooked (passes out)
2π 1π
Doing a Daryl is where you make yourself a hot chocolate and end up having 3 in the space of an hour and a half whilst playing COD online.
I've just done a daryl, it's 2pm and I've started on the hot choccy!
2π 1π
What nearly everyone in the nation says instead of that retarded, southern redneck term Git R Dun (or Git Er Done).
First widely introduced by Larry The Cable Guy, Git R Dun was apparently an attempt to further destroy the English language, and in an effort to make some Americans a little bit dumber and more irritating. Fortunately, however, most Americans aren't attracted to this horrid slang term, and the majority of us still say "git it done" (or get it done, in proper written form.)
A white trash Southerner: GIT ER DUUUNNN!!
Me: It's GIT IT DONE you moronic, imbred piece of shit!
20π 31π