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Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than they already were.
Matt: 2+2=6
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
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a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags??
guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.
guy 1:wanna crash their party later??
guy 2: sure why not!!
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Justin Bieber, one direction, etc... etc...
"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
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SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)
HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
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Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!
Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!
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"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me
I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!
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you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.
Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"
Guy-
"Dang."
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