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Somebody who does not have a Facebook account yet still uses Facebook through a friend or significant other.
Friend 1: Yo, I saw that awesome pic you posted on Facebook.
Friend 2: You're finally on Facebook?
Friend 1: Nah, I used my girl's login.
Friend 2: Dude, you are such a Faux-booker.
The faux pas that is pretending to be wealthier than one truly is, usually accompanied by or in poor taste.
Los Angeles "influencers" living in a three-bedroom flat with four roommates, wearing Gucci and Balenciaga to go out on Saturday night is positively faux posh.
an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.
"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."
"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.
A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.
A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same
"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."