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1. a impotent man
2. a flaccid penis
3. a stupid or useless person
4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
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A terminal syndrome, usually pertaining to a woman, in which the person/creature is fat in all the wrong places and flat in all of the good places.
The dirty hippy woman had extremely small breasts and buttocks in relation to her large skirt of fat around her stomach. Thus she was fat and flat.
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Lesbian sex, primarily where orgasm is achieved by both parties rubbing their genitals together. Usually used when in the presence of those who might find a more straight forward proposition objectional.
"Wanna come back to my place for a game of flats?"
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An insult normally directed at a fat girl wearing tight clothes aiming to make the most of her assets. This girl normally possesses the required saggy jelly tits in an undersized bra, saddle bag thighs, extra wide hips and a balloon belly gut, however her back tends to run directly into her upper thighs without so much as a ripple. Giving the impression that her lower body is the wrong way round.
This insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of African descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent assault. Directing this insult at a Caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
Other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)Skinny girls. Ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)White guys. Who reputedly all have a flat ass, even the fat ones.
iii)Black guys. Displaying the opposite of the Arsenio Hall afliction
The scene: A club dance floor.. a DJ spins Baby Got Back and the more ample figured ladies stampede to the dance floor. Two friends who narrowly missed being trampled take refuge in the corner and watch.
Friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes "look at that flat assed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn't have"
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People who think this seen to lack many organs and they sometimes even believe in other many unreasonable things.They usually are not very funny and are goofy.
I do not like people who think The Earth Is Flat
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A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.
Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.
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n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
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