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The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.
Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.
Gremlin Mode is where you don't bathe and only eat after midnight.
"Has anyone seen Steve? He hasn't come out of his room in days."
"Yeah, I saw him briefly on Saturday morning about 2am, as I was getting back from the bar. I think he said he was going Gremlin Mode? He smelled like week old hot pockets, but he seemed alive enough."
Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.
Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.
Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.
A sub-type of Gremlin that is particularly chaotic. Often seen in a pink hoodie with the strings pulled tight, Pink Gremlin's are unpredictable in behavior but not violent. They only spawn during an online gaming sesh, an in-person party, or at bedtime. You will not find one during the day, in the wild. They retreat to places that cannot be found by non-Gremlins. Exposure to a Pink Gremlin will cause (but is not limited to): confusion, inquisitiveness, elation, laughing, sweating, and incontinence.
Person 1: What is that thing eating all the pretzels and somersaulting on the couch?
Person 2: Ah, that's a Pink Gremlin. It always shows up when I party on Fridays.
Maddox A. and his seventh-grade gremlins.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Maddox today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's having a ritual in the bathroom with his Super Gremlins."
Person 1: "oh"
Definition of a Gremlin is a stuck up anorexic cunt Alfie from Great British Gaming Community
That Guy is a proper Alfie/Gremlin