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when you spit on your girls back, trow a blanket, it sticks, she looks at you, then you nut in her face
Jake: i banged my bitch last night
you: What did you do?
Jake: I Super Houdini'd that thot
Oh my god, that kid across the street is such a dick houdini.
That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get
blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
In the world of digitized gaming, sometimes there are moments where things happen and foes mysteriously disappear or appear (not due lagging). These, my friend, are Houdini moments.
A Houdini moment is:
falling through solid services, appearing from nowhere, or disappearing for no reason. Essentially being killed by the guardians--Halo reference.
Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!
Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.
Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.
The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth
I just gave this chick the Houdini headlock