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Your fucking the bitch from behind and your really gettint into it, your slapping that ass, pulling that sluts hair and all of a sudden BAMMM you spit right on her lower back, so she thinks you cumed so she turned around with a big smile and FUCKING BAMMMM you punch that bitch in the face and cum all over her face, bammmm she thinks you cummed on her back but u faked her out the houuuudinniee whaaaaaaaaat
A little magic never hurt anyone ;P
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When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.
Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?
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As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.
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Houdini - (noun) An individual who pulls a disappearing act. (adj.) The act of "disappearing."
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc.
It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.
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ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues
Remember that bitch we gave the houdini too?...she is sueing us for rape...how funny is that!!!? :-)
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After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.
I tricked bridgette out with a Houdini.
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Is a woman that possesses the proper fellatio skills that allow her to fully throat your dick all the way down to your nuts, therefore making it completely disappear. Once in a blue moon you may come across a houdini that can even manage to make your balls disappear as well and if so, wife her quickly.
"Man, you remember that red headed girl I left the party with?"
"Yea, you bone her?"
"Na but she is a certified Houdini that's a fucking fact. Sucked my soul out.."
"Yee"
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