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The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,
"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"
"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
In the 1980s of America, police in LA used to refer to the murders of prostitutes, gang members, and drugs addicts (majority black and in poverty) as NHI, "No Humans Involved." This attitude is still prevalent today.
"Put that file at the bottom of the stack. It's just an NHI (No humans involved)" -LA Police
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when you carry a midget over your shoulder and they sing gangsta rap while you walk down the street.
Yesterday me and my homie took the human boombox out when we walked down El Cajon Blvd.
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a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on
Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0
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A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.
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A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.
Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.
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Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.
"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"
"See? I told you he was!"
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