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hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

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clit humping

when a girl uses a guys flaccid member to get off. This mostly occurs after the man has came and no longer has a erection and the woman rides on top, pressing her clit into his head.

I totally let my girl hump me after we had sex. She grabbed me and started clit humping me.

by DarkLioness60 November 28, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dry humping

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er

by KatieKates992 August 4, 2009

718๐Ÿ‘ 645๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nostril hump

Nostril hump is when you fuck a niga in da nostril. When they have a cold. Causing deep aroushole and super sweaty nads when a person is in a serious state of depression and eastenders isnt on.Nostril hump

Safe Niga, i love to fuck you in the nostril. Ur mumma is a hot peice of fudge init. Nostril hump

by Steven But Head June 19, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


head hump

1. After killing an opponent in any of the Halo games, the act of standing on the dead players head, and bobbing up an down, in other words, to hump the head of your dead enemy.
2. Team humping is fun also, when members of a team get together to desecrate the body of their slain enemy.
3. In halo 3 your opponents online cannot hear you talk/gloat so "head humping" will be all the more common way of saying a polite.. "I FUCKED YOU".
4. The way in which you let the enemy know who's boss.
5. Putting noobs and bitches in their place.

J : Did you see me own that noob?
C : Yeah, and then you humped him too
JLO: It's time for a team hump next time

After no scoping a rocket wielding enemy J head humped the shit out of him.

by Justin SZLamendola October 12, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


hump drunk

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

by jobens April 29, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bamboo Humping

Bamboo Humping (verb): Part of Sexual Intercourse in which the female lays in a hammock while the male fiercly penetrates (the act of screwing) the female in the squating position. Known to induce incredibly strong loud orgasms.

hey, whats that sound, oh my goodness their bamboo humping!

by baboomshka November 17, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž