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I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men
Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.
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When you like a dick up in your arse
Girl. I just had it up the arse
Girl 2. So you like it up the shitter?
Girl. Yeah I like it up the shitter
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Answer “thanks I took them from a unicorn” this means that the person answering is also big fat juicy gay yum yum. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR TUMBLRS VERSION!!!!!
Person 1 “I like your shoelaces
Person 2 “thanks, I took them from a unicorn”
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a phrase used to end an awkwad silence or an awkward moment that usually resuts in laughing nd people staring at the person who said it
three friends are sitting around hangin out. they were all having a discussion about what they did the week before and then... an awkward moment/silence occurs.
tom:i like sexy pie!!
matt:*laughing... gives tom a look of confusion*
tammy*laughing... also gives tom a look of confusion but asks tom...* what the heel does that mean? what is sexy pie? and what does it have to do with anything?
tom: i dont know... i just thought somethin needed to be said to break our silence and and tension so i said what came to mind!!!
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When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.
During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform
Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".
I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.
"Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you I don't play like that."
Girls these days, with those duck lips and all!
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Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.
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