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Something that is said when someone tries to sound smart (and is usually wrong).
Person 1: Dude you should go to space without a helmet. There's oxygen, you just can't see it!
Person 2: bruh
Person 1: No really it's true!
Person 2: Yeah, this is big brain time
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It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.
Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"
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When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.
The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.
A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"
B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"
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A symptom caused from a state inwhich one's brain is temporarily "drunk" due to one's unrestrained will to persue a mental exercise and refuse to satisfy certain physiological needs.
Consider:
In order for a beer drinker to become drunk, he/she must have drank beer to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result, one of their symptoms is BEER* breath. Meaning, whenever this person talks, no matter what the hell they talk about, they blow an odor of beer to the crowd among them.
*Beer can be replaced in this example with whatever alcoholic beverage
Drawing the parallel from the model above:
In order for a mental exercist to become "brain drunk", he/she must have performed a mental excercise to the point that it became excessive to their body - neglecting their physiological needs. As a result one of their symptoms is brain breath. Meaning, whenever this person thinks, no matter what the hell they think about, they "blow an oder" of this mental exercise within their own brain.
"Even though I was so tired, I had to spend 13 hours last night to finish reading my philosophy book for homework. By the end of it I had brain breath. When I went to sleep, all I could think about was 'Aristotle this', 'existentialist that'. In fact, was so brain drunk that I even thought about ethics in my dreams. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if I even did fall asleep. I feel like i got a serious headache - you might even call it a hangover!"
A flaming brain is when you take a single large sheet of newsprint, and fold the four corners in so that they all meet in the center. The edges of the sheet are now loosely taped together in a few places along all four lines radiating from the center where the edges touch, and the contraption is then "opened out" to form a hollow ball of newspaper, as close to spherical as possible. Then, holding the contraption so that the corners taped together are on the bottom and what used to be the center of the sheet on the top, the paper is ignited right at the bottom where the four corners meet. If done properly, the paper will become a primitive and short-lived hot air balloon, the hot gas and updraft from the flames lifting the newspaper into the air, for a few seconds before the rest of the newspaper is consumed by the flames.
So named because of the appearance (grayish) and shape of the newspaper.
Even a light breeze may overwhelm the effects of the flames on the newspaper as well as blow hot ashes to undesired locations, so for safety's sake as well as performance, it should be done when the wind is calm and nothing that is likely to be accidentally set on fire is nearby.
Joe: I'm done with the newspaper.
Mike: Oh, you want to take a page and go down to the river and do a flaming brain?
Joe: Nah it's too windy
Mike: Ok
Pog-Brain (noun) is a derogatory term relating to members who show little to no respect to themselves and others and often act with immaturity.
A: urgghhh banana masturbation
B: Stop acting like an absolute pog brain
A term that is used to refer towards people who can use both their left hand, and right hand, equally well. It is another word for ambidextrous but is usually used negatively. Many find this word to be in the category of "hate speech" and many would recommend that this word should never be used towards people who are ambidextrous (even though it is somewhat used).
"Hey look, it's that mosoderate brain"
"Look faggot, just because you can throw equally well with your left arm doesn't mean you can start using it to throw the football! We lost the game because of you, you mosoderate brain!"