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A teacher who truly deserves to be lifted up to heaven as soon as you annoy her
Guy 1: which teacher did you get?
Guy 2: I got the nice teacher.
Guy 3:no way! You’re fucking lucky!
It is a term used to describe when a student has a crush or takes an almost romantically liking to a teacher.
Oh my! My English teacher is so cute and kind! I am having a teacher complex!
That one fucker in school who alwys has their work done before you 've even started.
That guy with the straight one hundred in world geography he is a teacher's bitch.
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A person of exceptional kindness, tollerance and patience, who has an endless supply of viola jokes. A violin teacher should be an excellent violinist, but due to a lack of confidence, glut of personal problems, or a misguided view of the profession they will subject themself to the squeeks and poor intonation of violin pupils.
If the violin teacher carries on for many years, they may be allowed to teach more advanced pupils. This is considerably easier on the ears. More advanced pupils may be destined for the teaching profession and therefore are likely to be emotionally unstable. A violin teacher can help pupils avoid the same pitfalls that beset them and their colleagues, thus making a difference to the lives of many.
Early signs that you may become a violin teacher include and sort of life trauma that has a lasting effect, combined with a talent for violin playing.
Violin teacher: Hello X how has your violin playing been going this week?
Violin pupil: Erm, well, to be honest....
Violin teacher: Have you played it at all this week?
Violin pupil: sniff...sniff...No, my dog died.
Violin teacher: Oh X, that's really sad. (there follows an outpouring from the pupil followed by a cheery: Shall we compose a piece about your dog?
Violin pupil: I dunno, my mum said my playing sounded like a cat was dying...bursts into tears...
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The greatest most gifted people you will ever meet. People you are kind and skilled in their musical ability and will teach you how to sing or play an instrument.
My music teacher is amazing at playing the guitar!
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An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.
"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.
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the most fruity teachers in worldwide existence, if ur art teacher is not fruity then you dont exist and thats a fact boo #slay
my art teacher is so fruity! They literally said yass while in class, better call millie!
my art teacher literally said they hate millie bobby brown in class! He's so fruity
art teachers or are fruity or are crazy af
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