Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

Teflon gravy

Teflon gravy is for all the Teflon gangsters out there . It’s regular gravy but if you’re Teflon , it’s Teflon gravy 🌝

Can you pass the gravy ? I’m Teflon the fuck you talking bout . This is Teflon gravy my nigga.

good gravy

Replacement for the profanity, used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Also used: gee, golly, gosh, etc.

Good Gravy! Did you see that? Is that even legal in this state?

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Gravy Nut

Heavier than usual ejaculation

Yo, I busted huge gravy nut on her ass.

Man, my girl is pregnant because I busted a big ole gravy nut in that pussy.

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Poop Gravy

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

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Stirring the gravy

The next step beyond "licking the spoon". More specifically, stirring the gravy is having sex with a girl. Your dick is the spoon and her pussy is the gravy.

Ive been seeing her for weeks now, and i still haven't stirred the gravy! But at least she let me lick the spoon. Stirring the gravy is the same thing as saying you slid into home. See also: sex

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Gravy Grabber

Usually a construction worker who always takes the easy jobs

There Steve goes again grabbing up that gravy, looks like he'll be picken wire till first coffee, gravy grabber steve

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