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A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.
Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know
Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica
Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."
"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."
Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Jessica’s are cray cray people that are cheerleaders, they are pretty fun to be around and they can be kinda smart sometimes. They share brains and also sell banana phones, half a banana phone costs $100, and a full one costs $50. They like to say blob, oh my blob, and cheerlead and be jessicaries. (Jessica fairies)
“Uhhhh who’s that?”
“Oh that’s my best friend… she’s a Jessica :)”
“What’s that?”
“Jessica’s are kinda weird and they like to be fairies and say oh my blob”
“Right…”
A girl, usually a red head, who is secretly a guy.
A transvestite.
See that hooker over there, they’re a Jessica.
A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.
E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.
Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica