Random
Source Code

The Joel Rub

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.

The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.

by VanillaDrizzle July 15, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Jomon

The sexiest and THICCEST Curry Pakistani and Indian you will ever know

Yo, that kid looks like he is the biggest Joel Jomon

by Yeetus Mcleetus June 24, 2019


Kiryas Joel

A purely Hasidic Jew community in Orange County, New York. Given that the women have prolific amounts of children and don't work after giving birth to their second child the town is among the poorest in the United States.

Poverty, strict religion, and beards, all in one: Kiryas Joel.

by Nick Weiner February 7, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Bell

A twat

What a Joel Bell

by IvellBean November 3, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Osteen

A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.

God Jesus Christian Love Christianity Jesus Christ Joel Osteen

by mc of prayer July 20, 2009

426๐Ÿ‘ 207๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joel Stick

Tool used when flushing the toilet won't evacuate the bowl.

After eating cheese for weeks, I needed the Joel Stick.

by cheesehead123 February 5, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž