Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

TAC TIC KIT TOK

are you really that dumb

P1:TAC TIC KIT TOK

P2:what the actual fuck
P1:oh i do crack sorry

Good bit of kit

Something/someone that is good at their designated task/job

Oh, Jimmy? Yeah, he's a good bit of kit.

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i like your kit

it means you are really well dressed in your own style

hey, i like your kit, man!

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Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit

A kit to commit suicide by Dr. Philip Nitschke, a.k.a Dr. Death.
According to Dr. Death, an Australian who founded the organization Exit International, there is a potential problem for practitioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. In a recent interview, Death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.

X: "Scary stuff man!!! You know?... they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as Dr. Death."

Y:"C´mon man that has to be B.S".

X: "No man, no bull... this morning I talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in London, and she told me that she had Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit."

Y: "And?"

X: "The poor bastard used the kit."

Y: "So... is he dead?"

X: "Yeah man, thanks to Death."

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mister t starter kit

A large number of gold chains worn around one's neck

Yo check dat mutha fucka and his bad mista t starter set

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Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean

A term used to describe an obese hamster that is likely to commit suicide by its owner not giving it enough gelato.

My hamster is becoming a Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean but I can't find Gelato on Amazon.