When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.
Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with
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When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)
Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.
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When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.
"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."
A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.
Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."
A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.
Hey, where are you going to college?
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
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A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.
You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!
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The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.
Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."
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