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The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters
Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple
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The son of the great Donkey Kong. And the brother of the Hindu god Hanuman he is the king of the apes, he is the ape of which Caesar is based off. He has had a very high quality song be made on him by the name of PJ Swingin, and he was notoriously known Candy Kong with his 9 inch banana penis, before leaving her to recollect his peel.
Coonesh: I wish my tiny dick was like Praveen Kong Johnson
Coonajen: That's why you got rejected 74 times by Nigbiha and Nigthusa
Coonesh: Shup you use auto tune you tiny korunga
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The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.
Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.
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When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
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a very sweet guy who cares about me and listens to me even though i proly sound dumb when i cry about nuthin but i'm glad he's there for me!!thanx!
kj is my boyfriend!
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When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
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A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.
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