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In poker when someone has a pocket pair of tens.
Flop came out 4, 10 , A. It would be a shame if someone had lances
He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus
He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus
lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"