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Basically, a simple minded hippie, but worse. Also, the guy/girl that no one actually likes.
Obama is a Liberal.
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A political ideology placing emotions and feelings before fact and evidence. Liberals have contributed to the politically correct culture of America, more or less stripping white Americans of the first amendment.
Conservative: Hey, transgenders have the highest suicide rate of any group in American history. Maybe we should keep them from joining the military, as they could be dangerous with a gun.
Liberal: How dare you make fun of and OPPRESS transgenders. You are cold, transphobic, racist, mysognistic, and vile.
*enter Ben Shapiro*
*Shapiro, to liberal* Shapiro: facts don’t care about your feelings. You’re a clear-cut example of a Liberal.
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1. Any individual unwilling to accept the notion that with great success there must also come great failure.
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2. Any individual that would rather settle for mediocrity than strive for greatness.
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3. Individuals unwilling to challenge themselves outside of their comfort zone, who spend their lives dedicated to maintaining course on the path of least resistance, so motivated at this pursuit they will resort to common thievery to support the practice; but only after dressing the practice up as "reallocation of resources," or "capitalism with a conscience," thereby making others feel guilty for not helping to perpetuate the acceptance of the path of least resistance.
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4. Lazy asshole; a coward.
1. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Jimmy is a liberal.
2. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Therefore he believes in high taxes on the successful so he won't feel insecure about his lack of success. Jimmy is a liberal.
3. Jimmy doesn't want to have to work too hard to make anything of himself, he's afraid of failure. Therefore he believes in high taxes on the successful to provide him with an easy government job paying between $40,000-$60,000 a year so he won't have to think or work too hard during the day but still be provided the money to buy an X-box and a car. As a result, he can still play video games in his spare time and have enough cash to take females out to dinner and possibly find one that will have sex with him. This way he won't feel insecure about his lack of success. But since others will eventually catch on to his game and realize Jimmy is simply taking the easy way out, he must coin a new phrase for the events taking place, such as the "reallocation of resources," or "capitalism with a conscience." Now he can guilt his fellow citizens into providing him a thoughtless 9-5 job by pretending to care about those that actually had disadvantages growing up. Jimmy is a liberal.
4. Jimmy is a lazy asshole. Jimmy is a coward. Jimmy is a liberal.
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A person so open minded their brain falls out
That person is just like a Liberal, spends all their money for nothing.
synonym:intolerant, stupid,greedy. antonym:tolerant, saves money, intelligent
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1.)A person who is running amuck due to a paucity of corporal punishment as a child.
2.) Any Canadian who enjoys drugs, does not read a "conservative" newspaper, gets drunk frequently or happens to teach English in New Zealand.
3.) Anybody scared of getting their backside caned, strapped of smacked for bringing their family or institution into disrepute or abstaining from its beliefs.
Adrienne is a liberal who teaches English in New Zealand and does not support the corporal punishment of students who bring senior management at her respective institution into disrepute or abstain from respective outlines.
That Canadian off the television is obviously liberal.
That child streaking on the cricket pitch is liberal; there are no cane marks on his backside.
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Then God made liberals, unfortunately his attempt at making mostly hairless apes that were able to wear clothing and speak failed.
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Christian-hating hypocrites who think that child molesters, rapists, and murderers should live (anti death penalty) because it's their "rights as a citizen", but think that innocent children should die (abortion) whenever it's inconvenient to the mother or "because it's a the woman's choice on what to do with her body", as they like to say.
*Liberal supporting anti death penalty laws* : Everybody in this country deserves to live!!
*Random person*: Um... aren't you the same person who supports abortion??
*Liberal*: It's the mother's choice on what to do with her body!
*Random person*: Yeah, but the baby in the womb is a living human being who deserves the chance to live.
*Liberal*: That isn't a baby, it's a fetus and it's not living!
*Random person*: Sorry, but scientist have long proven that a fetus begins heart, nerve, and muscle development at ---
*Liberal*: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JESUS FREAK!!
*Random person*: Sigh...
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