Good Luck Suck

Is when your going on a trip to Vegas to play in a big poker tournament and you need good luck. Your girlfriend deepthroats til she swallows and the luck will come.

Andrea gave her boyfriend Fletch a good luck suck before his trip to Vegas .

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Shit outa luck

1. No chance of acheiving what you originally wanted, having no luck left.

2. There being no possble way that something will ever happen.

Boy: (looking at the new X-Box 360)
Mom: If you want that, you better save up some money or your shit outa luck.

Boyfirend: (laying in bed waiting for sex)
Girlfriend: HA! Your Shit outa luck if you think your getting any tonight!

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fuck my luck

An expression that shows dismay over one's situation.

What do you mean the car won't start? Ohhh, fuck my luck.

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fuck out of luck

This is a variation on the more time honored "shit out of luck". It is an even more adamant reference to the fact that the person being addressed is in a bad position with no obvious or readily available resolution. The phrase also has a very succinct internal rhyme and is therefore preferred by the more poetic users of 'colorful metaphors'.

Jill: Can I borrow your bike to go down to the grocery store? I need to get some feminine products RIGHT NOW!
Jack: Sorry, my bike was abducted by aliens, you're fuck out of luck!

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Shit-House luck

An unlikely occurrance of good fortune/luck; Very Lucky. Derived from Celtic or Scotish folklore when one is out walking in the wilderness or a remote area and happens to come across an outhouse when in dire neeed of defecating;
Shit-House Luck.

That bastard has Shit-House luck, He's got Shit-House luck, It was Shit-House luck to get out of that one, Shit-House luck prevailed, "Shit-House" luck happened that day

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Best of luck to you

Typically said to a significant other in a passive aggressive way when angry, in a fight, or breaking up. When you tell the other person “best of luck to you”, you don’t actually wish them the best of luck, it’s quite the opposite.

Partner 1 :: I don’t think our relationship is going to work out.

Partner 2 :: Wow, just like that? Well, best of luck to you.

Bad Luck Bazza

the opposite of a lucky barry- a poo where a copius amount of toilet roll is neccesary for a clean finish; The poo is wet and sloppy.

I just had a bad luck bazza so bad I used two rolls of toilet roll!