lunch meat

A Chicago Term when something is dead or Out of luck. Not going to happen. Mainly used on the westside of Chicago, in L-Town.

Person A: aye! Let me get a dollar.
Person B: Hell Naw that shit lunch meat.

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lunch break

Any pause from work during the typical lunch-time periods, traditionally between 11 am and 1 pm local time.
The break need not include an actual meal to be qualified as a "lunch" break; this only signifies the time and not necessarily the actions taken during the break. Lunch breaks can be as short as 5 minutes and as long as 2 hours, if your employeer allows you to get away with that kind of thing.

Can you believe it? He took a 2 hour lunch break and didn't even bother to eat lunch!

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hot lunch

latin: Cacatus manduco
The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump."
From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.

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Falcon Lunch

If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.

Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?

Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.

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Warm Lunch

The Fine art of taking a glorified dump on a womans right leg.
(this practice originated from East Germany)

I just gave that woman a warm lunch.

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Cold Lunch

To perform a act of necrophilla

My nigga Mo-Train got him some Cold lunch.

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Intern Lunch

A lunch that takes two or more hours. One must be an intern at a corporation, and be insignificant enough to be gone for two hours or longer without being missed in the company.

Intern #1: Yo you want to go for an intern lunch?
Intern #2: Sure. Should we invite the other intern?
Intern #1: Nah, he's actually smart and contributes to the company.

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