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When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.
Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"
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A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult
"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"
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A sex act in which a man awakens a woman at midnight, only to surprise her by ejaculating all over her face.
My girl looked like she could use some extra protein so I blasted that bitch with that Midnight Snack.
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The beautiful time when the boyfriend can listen to his girlfriend and slowly dose off to sleep with the sounds of her beautiful voice!
Blue S...is a pro at giving him the midnight blues!
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This occurs when your spouse wakes you up from sleeping, and you become their midnight snack. ;)
Dan, Midnight Snack
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Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.
Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.
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Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.
Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.
Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.
I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.
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