To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.
I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.
13π 13π
Vomiting inside a woman's vagina, and then continuing to have sex with her vagina vigorously and mashing the vomit around inside her. After you finish inside her, then beginning to eat your juice and vomit while licking her vagina in a forceful manner.
See definition of Minnesota Hot Pocket.
37π 48π
The act of fucking a girl who unexpectedly got her period so you pull out and your dick is covered in blood and you get pissed so you slap it between her buns so it looks like a dome dog.
Oh my god I gave this girl the worst minnesota dome dog last night.
31π 41π
The act of inserting your penis down a woman's throat and not allowing her to breathe until she turns blue. At this point, you slap her ass and scream "Babe Ruth."
Last night I Minnesota Blue Babed a bitch. She passed out.
8π 8π
To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.
The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.
9π 8π
A sexual position where one person is on their hands and knees and the other person (always male) penetrates the vagina or anus from behind. The person penetrating will then pull the other persons arms out from under them thus forcing them to fall forward as he thrusts.
I gave your mom a hell of a minnesota snow plow.
26π 37π
Much like itβs cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.
Hey Randy, you are a douche bag, I think we should nickname you The Minnesota Steam Roller.