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flirtatious interactions that occur via text message, not to be confused with sexting
I was tickle texting with jake last night.
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Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
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Someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. Teenage girls typically like to do this. The problems with this are:
1:Its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.
2:They will take FOREVER to reply.
3:There's no life in the conversation.
4:And it's just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in class or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don't feel like talking to anyone)
This is how a converstaion between you and a Texting Whore will typically go:
Whore: Heyy
You: Hey
(10 min later)
Whore: Whats up?
You: Just watching tv. You?
(another 10 min into the future)
Whore: lol
You: I don't get how that was funny?
(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
Whore: Wat?
You: Me watching tv
(like almost 20 min later)
Whore: lol
You: How many people are you talking to?
(5 min)
Whore: Like 7
You: Goodbye
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When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.
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when someone sends you another text message because you haven't replied to the last one they sent you (if you were ignoring them or it wasn't worth replying too).
evan, via text: so i walked my dog today.
{no response}
evan, via text: you have a dog, right?
brittany, via text: NEEDY TEXT!
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When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.
Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"
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To sit for hours texting back and forth with one or more people about nothing just for the sake of texting. It is as if you can't stop, you need it, just like crack.
I tried to talk to susie while we were out, but she was so busy crack texting that I left with this guy I met there.
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