shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.

"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"

ramen noodles

Instant noodle lunch common to college students. A single package of ramen noodles is a tasty snack, but it takes 2 packages to really be a meal. There's around 60% of a daily value of sodium in half a package of ramen, so it's not very good for you.
Some college kids go as far as to invent ramen recipes, such as "Ramen Casserole."

"Dude. I went to the store today and got 15 packs of ramen noodles, cream of chicken soup, and a carrot. We're totally having ramen casserole tonight!"

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hash noodle

A line of hash slipped in a joint for the bant

What's in the joint mate?

Aw mate I put in a hash noodle

Noice sounds good

Yes lad I have been to amsterdammmmmmm, awk sure what else would you be at?

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Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works

I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.

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slippery noodle

Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.

Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.

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good noodle

A person with good reputation. These people don't have sex life.

"But I'm a good noodle ! -spongebob

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wet noodle

A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.

Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.

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