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Ma nizzle! Yo sista's one fine bottle of Pepsi motha f*cka.
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Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…
Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..
when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble
i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.
Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight
Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.
The most handsomest, bravest, smartest, big dickest male of all time. Saviour of soda and long time enemy of dehydration. Faster than caffeine kicking in, and more powerful than thinking about your life after 9am. The one TRUE PEPSI MAN
“I’m thirsty, I wish there was something to drink…”
“LOOK! ITS PEPSI MAN!”
MMmmmmm Cherry Pepsi, a classic. It taste like liquid asphalt, but in a good way. Best cold. 1 degree to warm and it will make you want to consume battery acid.
Toby: Hey dude, you want a Cherry Pepsi tomorrow?
Daniel: Fuck yea I want a Cherry Pepsi tomorrow.