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A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!
Yo, why you buy d-link?
25đź‘Ť 9đź‘Ž
A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
82đź‘Ť 40đź‘Ž
“I stuffed them in the bottom drawer when I lost my history post,” Professor Maxx explained grimly. “First the mortgage, then the electric, and then the landscaping bills went into collection. But when Cox turned off the cable, I knew it was time to address the sludge pile. Accredited Debt Relief made it possibly for me to finally diss The Gilded Age.”
“I don’t think they’ll ever run that commercial on TV,” sniffed The Perfect Daughter, relishing the knowledge of her own beefy bank account, paid for by the vanity of her plastic surgery clients. She would never keep a sludge pile.
“The sludge pile is yours,” Dick told Jane emphatically. “Grocery and meal duty are mine, as always. Provisioning is a huge job, so don’t complain. Oh, and child care for Junior? That’s Hilda’s job.”
2đź‘Ť 11đź‘Ž
Adjective: The equivalent of being a pile of errant feces while intoxicated. Also is attributed to someone who has had too many substances in their body over a prolonged period of time; i.e, Mcdonalds, alcohol, magical mushrooms, acid, etc.
Flammang: Get up off the couch you sloppy pile of shit.
Chris: No im trying to rest, ive had a long day.
Flammang: Doing what! You don't even have a job!
Chris: I drank a handle of Carlo Rossi last night......
Flammang: You really are a bag of shit. A SLOPPY PILE OF SHIT.
Reverent word that captures the father-child relationship
Kat hit that age of enlightenment and was sporting that goth look. He saw thru that shadow outfit and saw his baby
Fingers and toes born in a car on a bridge between two states. He knew her light and nourished her spirit.
Her father Jonn raising her absolute free of the burden of joint custody came up with it. Timeless poetry uttered from a Logger no less.
John's immortal word
Kathy you always were the weird stick in the pile.
When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.
I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile
A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.
You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.