Midnight Pineapple

The most amazing crayon color yet to be created...or discovered. It baffles the mind so that it has become a source of endless puzzlement and entertainment for kids in chemistry class.

Zoe: If I could create one crayon color it would be Midnight Pineapple!

Isa: What in the world would that look like?! Juicy yellow for the lucious fruit...

Isaac: ..but it must be black..or blue because of the midnight shadows?!!

All: CANNOT--COMPUTE--

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Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.

Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens

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Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

pineapple jam

Semen specifically tailored for taste (post pineapple/banana consumption). I.e . "I no longer need dessert, he gave me his pineapple jam."

Yum, he gave me his pineapple jam so good.

pineapple friend

A friend that is weird.

Where is your pineapple friend.

pineapple daddy

A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.

Jade is into that guy Trevor, whose a total pineapple daddy.