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Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.
Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"
The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"
Guy,"Wanna"
Girl screams!
Girl,"Politics and chill!"
And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.
When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.
Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
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Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.
I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
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