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Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch May 17, 2007


Pork Pocket

A plump large vagina.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by December 18, 2021


pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue April 28, 2016


pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 16, 2008


Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.

"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"

by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017


twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard April 7, 2014


Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020