Random
Source Code
Random
the act of recieving fellatio (i.e. dome) from a fine ass dime while operating a motor vehicle
man i almost swerved off of 85 this girl was givin such dank road dome
278👍 139👎
N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!
140👍 66👎
A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.
7👍 1👎
Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?
Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.
7👍 1👎
Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don't know how to fucking drive.
Example of someone expressing road rage: "Get out of the way you assholes!" *shakes fist angrily*
8👍 3👎
The act of taking a dump in a line on the back of your sex partner.
Dude you won't believe this girl i met last night. She let me give her a brown road!
7👍 1👎
Wako road is a discord game developed by the user wako#0001. It is a fun little game where u control a car with the arrow keys to move left and right, dodging other cars heading towards you and collecting coins at the same time. You can also customize a car. You can join the official server and get game codes from it by typing 'discord.gg/wako' in discord
Do you have the wako road game on discord? Because i love it!
7👍 1👎